Hah.

Ugh. I can feel my ears closing in. I hate it, it's like "Hello, I am the hole in your ear. I'm trying to take my sides and squeeze them until I no longer exist." I really need to get them repierced or something.

Anyways. I officially have run out of things to talk about. Maybe not though. Maybe I just tweet a lot. Too much....

Oh yeah, have I told you all about the tattoo I'm getting? Yeah. I'm getting George, Paul, John, and Ringo along my forearm. In black lettering. Yeah. I know, the body is a temple and all that. But I have been planning this since I was seven years old. Seven. Years. Old. That's commitment. Also, at the same time, I'm getting a really small raven in between my thumb and pointer finger.

That's all. For now. Ugh OMG SOMEBODY HAD A GRUMPY CAT PICTURE

uh sorry. Grumpy Cat is my child, along with Honey Boo Boo and Spider Man.

Ya'll better redneckognize.

A Tribute

Okay, before I get serious into my comedy, I want to take a minute to remember Amy Winehouse. I was just going through my twitter (@awkwardsalad) and I realized that Amy's tweets still come to my phone. Not that there'll be anymore tweets coming from that account, but you know...

Amy was more than just a drug abuser. She was an intelligent lady and she had a beautiful soul. She was strong and talented. People remember her because of all the scandal, but there was so much more to Amy than that. You can hear it in her songs. You can see it in her eyes. There was more to her than the drugs.

Her music really helped me through every bad thing that happened. It continues to help me. I just think that people are remembering her for the wrong reasons and that's why I want to take a minute.

Amy Winehouse's first album, Frank, came out between 2002 and 2003. It has sold over 981,147 copies in the UK and 307,000 in the US.

Back to Black came out in 2006. It has sold over 20 million copies world wide.

She has a DVD and a tribute album, and has sold over 21 million albums over all. I say that's pretty successful.

So please, before you start in on my taste in music, or before you go after Amy Winehouse for drug use, remember. There's more to Amy than the drugs. There's more than anyone ever even knew.

Update c:

Okay, while I'm shifting gears, there may be a temporary hiatus. Like, two weeks or so. I'm...I really want to be a comedian. It's my dream career. So I really want to blog more and get this youtube channel me and my friends wanted to start up and running, because this is really a make or break deal. And I want to make it with every fiber of my being. I don't want to be a doctor or an accountant or even rich...I want to make fun of all those people. Jokes are jokes, people should really take them with a grain of salt. No matter how offensive, they're just jokes. Don't find them funny? Don't listen to me. Even though I'm great.

Like I said, probably a two week hiatu and then I'll explain how this will work. Seriously, share this with whomever because I dunno I feel like there are people like me out there that just love to laugh and I could use a duo partner c; No but seriosly, I really want feedback. On all of it.